Don't Cry On Your Wedding Day. Matt Bergman - Full Special

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Don't cry on your wedding day, because if your wife is like Matt Bergman's wife she will never let you forget it, even if you're just crying about a night terror. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Matt Bergman, Matt breaks down everything from crying at his wedding, to calling an old woman sugar bear and is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Rozann Moake
Rozann Moake پیش 2 روز
I’ve never laughed so hard!!! 1/2 way through, the hug story is the best!!!!!!! I have a couple similar stories. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Shauna Carpenter
Shauna Carpenter پیش 8 روز
Literally had a black lab named sugar bear 🤣 great job, very funny!
Cayanna P
Cayanna P پیش 9 روز
The failed handshake tickle hug made me laugh so hard it hurt all over.
mattbergmancomedy پیش 9 روز
Ash dluciangurl
Ash dluciangurl پیش 12 روز
I had a dog named Sugar B. It was brown like brown sugar.
Alethia Bankhead
Alethia Bankhead پیش 14 روز
jamie Jamie
jamie Jamie پیش 21 روز
that was too short
mattbergmancomedy پیش 9 روز
I’ve got a full album on iTunes, Apple Music, Spotify called Approbation Constante. There are some swear bears on it though..just a heads up!
MEY H پیش 23 روز
Hilarious 😂
leticia vallejo
leticia vallejo پیش 25 روز
🤣Funny guy!
mattbergmancomedy پیش 9 روز
Erin Plourde-Bragg
Erin Plourde-Bragg پیش 26 روز
Do all comedians end up in Utah?
mattbergmancomedy پیش 25 روز
Ha, if there’s a paycheck we’ll end up anywhere
M Nix
M Nix پیش 26 روز
“We are so woke Gwendolyn” 😂😂😂
Linda H
Linda H پیش 27 روز
So good!
Adam Krueger
Adam Krueger پیش 27 روز
Wow that was a great story too bad the punchline sucked work on it
Xander Weibel
Xander Weibel پیش 27 روز
We are so woke wendelynn, honestly I’m weak from this bit
mattbergmancomedy پیش 9 روز
Jessica Graves-F
Jessica Graves-F پیش 27 روز
Greetings from Lame... Er... Jamestown, NY!
Inna Elshair
Inna Elshair پیش 29 روز
Have we ran out of funny today?
Dawn Lapka
Dawn Lapka پیش 29 روز
Age difference between people doesn't matter. What matters is that people don't laugh out loud if we get married, my fiance and I. We're both criers, lol. I think we should let the priest be the robot! 😂🤗🎵💫🌼⚕️🙏✌️😋🌹🌹🌹 That go back to sleep statement is why I am getting married a second time! I don't want to die alone and lonely and I don't want to die in a nursing home. I like the idea of dying of old age with my husband and six or seven or ten kids are there with me after a 30 year marriage! lol! 😂 The bathroom story is why I am thankful for gender neutral and family restrooms! I have been that lady washing my hands while a guy accidentally walked in in! This guy is funny!
Sarah Doan
Sarah Doan پیش 29 روز
Yes losing pets is worse than losing most people. Completely. This was funny and light and enjoyable!
Mohammed Qabazard
Mohammed Qabazard پیش 29 روز
Joe f.
Joe f. پیش 29 روز
i seriously couldn't follow the material as i was mesmerized by the little island of hair. maybe i'll try again another day.
mattbergmancomedy پیش 25 روز
Fingers crossed you can fight through the mesmerization
ChiTown Tex'n
ChiTown Tex'n پیش 29 روز
😂😂🤣 I like his style of comedy
Hot Chip
Hot Chip پیش 29 روز
This is awesome!
Roger Sledz
Roger Sledz پیش 29 روز
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!
Roger Sledz
Roger Sledz پیش 29 روز
Masks PROTECT YOU and people around you!
Cloudgod and Clickbate
Cloudgod and Clickbate پیش 29 روز
this guy is the definition of balding theres a certain point where you should be like yeah i would look better without the hair then i do with what little hair i have.
Deanna Dreffs
Deanna Dreffs پیش 29 روز
The vacation story😂😂😂 Now we know why they installed GPS into vehicles, there were too many Dads were just rambling down the middle of roads, muttering under their breath about right turns😂
mattbergmancomedy پیش 25 روز
You would think the GPS would help but I’ve seen that go south for my parents too.
Mercedes Galan
Mercedes Galan پیش ماه
The Mama Lounge
The Mama Lounge پیش ماه
10:30 though 😂😂😂😆😆😆
MarLa Hudgins
MarLa Hudgins پیش ماه
I love this guy
Sheerkat7 پیش ماه
I have a big female rottweiler named Sugarbear. Suge for short.
Sheerkat7 پیش 29 روز
@Celeste Pagano Thank you. Her companion is Honeybear, also a female.
Celeste Pagano
Celeste Pagano پیش 29 روز
That's a GREAT name for a Rottie! 😍
Cream Puff
Cream Puff پیش ماه
Loved the performance! Absolutely nothing dirty at all!
Brytt Weech
Brytt Weech پیش ماه
Squirted coffee out my nostrils. Well done.
borednow پیش ماه
repost :(
Colleen S
Colleen S پیش ماه
Great laugh He is really funny and a great story teller
mattbergmancomedy پیش ماه
Thanks! That means a lot!
Rose Bloomie
Rose Bloomie پیش ماه
He is so funny, I laughed many times which is difficult to make me do!
mattbergmancomedy پیش ماه
Kenan پیش ماه
0:33 lol good enough ....just paused it, let me go get some walnuts, brb :)))
Kowboy USA
Kowboy USA پیش ماه
Funny dude.
Comstance Jemkins
Comstance Jemkins پیش ماه
He is Hilarious 😂🤣😅😆🤣😅
CaribbeanQueen 72
CaribbeanQueen 72 پیش ماه
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes hallarious 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️
Andrea True
Andrea True پیش ماه
I give him a 10!
Lydia Brezinova
Lydia Brezinova پیش ماه
Super funny😃
Alyxandra Arnold
Alyxandra Arnold پیش ماه
This guy is great. I really enjoyed this🌟🌟😁
blood.of.cuchulainn پیش ماه
always skip the first 5 seconds of dry bar clips editor should be fired
Justice JoyceTV
Justice JoyceTV پیش ماه
If he'd shave it all off he'd be fire 🔥. I don't understand why guys hang on when a bald head can rock hard.
Jessica Graves-F
Jessica Graves-F پیش 27 روز
@Justice JoyceTV he gets a pass, though. He didn't know how silly it looked and now I vaguely remember a poster on the wall near my math class. It was Stevie Wonder(this was in late 90's) and it said "I'd get behind the wheel of a car myself before I get in a car with a drunk driver". It was DEFINITELY receding, but not yet at the full, bozo the clown "U shape".
Justice JoyceTV
Justice JoyceTV پیش 27 روز
@Jessica Graves-F Stevie Wonder was doing that for a while and finally let it go.
Jessica Graves-F
Jessica Graves-F پیش 27 روز
You reminded me of this man I met when I was little, bald on top, but grew the U-shaped hair into a ponytail.
Tom Archibald
Tom Archibald پیش ماه
Ms. B Karaoke B
Ms. B Karaoke B پیش ماه
😁 There were a few😆
Only half Crazy
Only half Crazy پیش ماه
Love how hes growing out the bangs....
Lioness پیش 26 روز
Gladys Njeri
Gladys Njeri پیش ماه
1 Best Friend 2 u
1 Best Friend 2 u پیش ماه
36 and 29 isn't too bad. How about 50 and 74 (the trumps)
zbhaz1105 پیش ماه
@D C I believe it's called a reverse mortgage
D C پیش ماه
Lol does he live rent free in your head?
Mitch g
Mitch g پیش ماه
Age is just a number ....Love is what matters.
Cj McMaster
Cj McMaster پیش ماه
Freaking hilarious
Concerned Commenter
Concerned Commenter پیش ماه
Half of the people in Utah are mormon. Mormons are nice people. Too nice... I think they’re up to something, the Canadians too.
Zestran Faubert
Zestran Faubert پیش 26 روز
Canadian here, I can confirm we aren't up to anything. *Awkwardly whistles*
NishISAlott پیش ماه
When I had gone to Toronto, they were SOO NICE!
Samir Bachour
Samir Bachour پیش ماه
Telling the truth is sometimes so funny.
Allan Clark
Allan Clark پیش ماه
Guilty. Never fails to remind everyone. 25 years married.
Missy Bliss
Missy Bliss پیش ماه
Monky Dollqueen
Monky Dollqueen پیش ماه
Anyone can come into your life and say how much they love you. It takes someone really special to stay in your life and show how much they love you.
Walter White
Walter White پیش 28 روز
Amen sista
Timothy Wallace
Timothy Wallace پیش ماه
Dogs are some of the best people you can know.
Timothy Wallace
Timothy Wallace پیش 23 روز
@Andayi Mushenye I know... why insult Dogs 🐕 that way. 🤪
Got Your6
Got Your6 پیش 24 روز
@Andayi Mushenye It depends on the human.
Andayi Mushenye
Andayi Mushenye پیش 24 روز
Just nuts to compare a human being to an animal.
mattbergmancomedy پیش ماه
Joseph Dettloff III
Joseph Dettloff III پیش ماه
Yea but you gotta watch out for them horses them are terrible people
ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137
ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137 پیش ماه
Absolutely great lol
Kevin McNeill
Kevin McNeill پیش ماه
Why are so many teachers now comedians
Kara Grant
Kara Grant پیش ماه
Lots of potential material. :)
Gerald mastercub
Gerald mastercub پیش ماه
We both Cried on our Wedding Day during the Wedding! We were so Happy it was finally happening that we couldn't help ourselves! Everyone was so Happy for us they too started tearing! It was amazing and surreal all at the same time! So Beautifully wonderful with everything we didn't expect! Too much emotion to happen all at once! You loose everything in a House fire and 3 months later you are still going along with getting married?? Try Not to cry with all the support from family! You would cry too! It was never mentioned and none of the pictures had tears but Huge smiles of Happiness it actually happened after all the devistation! Cry if it makes you Happy beyond anything that happened in your life! Just let it out!
Tuga Dog
Tuga Dog پیش 27 روز
I was a crying marshmallow during our wedding....all from happiness. 33 year later, I am still madly in love with my Rebecca Lynn. Soul mates, three great children and six beautiful Grandchildren. That's what it really means to be rich in life. Money, in my opinion does not buy happiness. You need just enough money to keep a household, food, clothing, and trips with the the whole family....that is memories in motion that no one can take from you. Peace and God bless.
Gerald mastercub
Gerald mastercub پیش 28 روز
@Melissa Jones Guess I should have added that we had been together for 32 years already, it was time to make it legal after nearly losing one of us to Cancer treatments and surviving. So plan a Wedding right! Then just 2 months before the wedding we nearly lose each other in a House fire! Bad burns occurred and running out naked with melting roof material on backs and heads running to the garden hose to stop the burning material and then the hose melts just in time after been left soaking but naked at 4am! , Two pets lost, then living in a neighbors house who we didn't even know till the New house was built, no possessions left. Just each other. A small community go fund me by stranger's after News on TV local. We are alive, Happyish with starting over just before Covid! Yep I'm Happy with crying during your own Wedding! Made me feel we belonged together now pushing 64 yrs of age! Trial by fire made us One Entity! Hope No one has to go thru what we did! Tears were very appropriate don't you think?
Melissa Jones
Melissa Jones پیش 28 روز
Its actually hurting me to not make some smartass comment about this story you just posted. But my spirit guide is telling me not to, So here we are.... I’m hoping this useless comment satisfies the smartass section of my brain. Because if not.... “no Melissa stop it!” Umm ya, never mind I-......... cool story dude!........ok Bye 👋🏼
Terri Drollinger
Terri Drollinger پیش ماه
William Gallaher
William Gallaher پیش ماه
Thank you
Zargon پیش ماه
Gwendolyn that friend that can calm Karen down
Deborah Adcock
Deborah Adcock پیش ماه
He is so funny!!👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻
JwhateverJ پیش ماه
Dry bar at its driest. 🥱
Mindy Lingard
Mindy Lingard پیش ماه
This guy is unbelievably unlucky
Sara Uniya
Sara Uniya پیش ماه
He's super funny. He seems so genuinely sweet. Gonna tickle the palms of people's hands as a power move lol.
Jessica Graves-F
Jessica Graves-F پیش 27 روز
Be sure to keep eye contact and don't blink.
mattbergmancomedy پیش ماه
Touching anyone’s hand these days is a power move.
Major Old Lady aka, Mom
Major Old Lady aka, Mom پیش ماه
thebovineavenger پیش ماه
NO. HE WALKED IN TO A BATHROOM IN MINNESOTA. They probably just laughed when he left and talked about the drunk guy at the casino. WELCOME TO MINNESOTA.
mattbergmancomedy پیش ماه
I’m sure there’s security footage out there somewhere
kie mc
kie mc پیش ماه
Carla Kool
Carla Kool پیش ماه
I loved Matt's well rounded personality. An empathetic, caring, extremely funny guy!! Lucky wife. Great job mom and dad!
Johanna Echeverry Lopez
Johanna Echeverry Lopez پیش ماه
30% success rate! 🤣🤣🤣
Davey Crockett
Davey Crockett پیش ماه
Funny guy! good flow
Major Old Lady aka, Mom
Major Old Lady aka, Mom پیش ماه
It's a RE-POST from a RE-POST a few weeks ago.
Susan Mercurio
Susan Mercurio پیش ماه
36 isn't THAT much older than 29
Kristina Orozco
Kristina Orozco پیش ماه
@ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137 🤣🤣🤣 so true
ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137
ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137 پیش ماه
@Sweet Insanity when I was 25 I was engaged to a 36 year old, that's when I learned age isn't directly related to maturity lol.
Sweet Insanity
Sweet Insanity پیش ماه
Yeah I know, that's only 7 yrs. I had a finance at 21 that was 7 yrs older than me and I had met him at 18. I was always very mature for my age growing up so I preferred slightly older guys. Ironically now I'm dating a guy 6 yrs younger than me (which I thought would NEVER happen, lol). At 38 now, the older guys aren't what they were when I was younger... Anywho...point is, 7 yrs is nothing. I thought he was gonna say she was like 15 yrs younger than him or something!
ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137
ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137 پیش ماه
Im 28 and was dating a 22 year old and some people lost their minds lol.
Qillir پیش ماه
Unless he met her when he was 20)
Naga Olmec chaos
Naga Olmec chaos پیش ماه
Wyatt Fox
Wyatt Fox پیش ماه
I'm here to
live not on evil
live not on evil پیش ماه
@EweChewBrrr ... the comment section eagerly awaits the answer.
EweChewBrrr پیش ماه
You're here to what?
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